Welcome to ‘How to Get Rich: the Keith David Way’. This guide is a product of my love for mankind everywhere. I want to help you get rich. Other guides have of course been written, but you should ignore them. The authors are charlatans who are just in it to make money.
Do not read any self-help guides on how to get rich, apart from this one. There are no short cuts to becoming wealthy unless you write books on the subject and sell them to a gullible and desperate audience. Follow my advice and you too could live in a luxury house with a Jacuzzi and electric gates.
Thank you for being my reader. I love you all, even though I don’t know you.
Keith David, Monte Carlo.
Keith David is a businessman from a small village in North Wales. He is the author of “The Fat Man’s Guide to Not Being Fat”, “How to Get Rich” and a couple of other self-help books. Best known for his dramatic rise to fame after inventing a dietary plan to lose 7 stone in a week, he is similarly fairly well known for his subsequent fall back into penury. His wife, Anwen David regularly hacks his blog entries and adds factual corrections.